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friz mé chveux

Wed, 08 Sep 2004 22:42:08 GMT

sa pris 3 hrs si cpo 4 a me rouller des guénilles ds tête

résultat, j'ai dlair d'une poupée

Sun, 09 May 2004 23:20:51 GMT

Sun, 25 Apr 2004 21:33:13 GMT

combien de sons sa prend pour faire un bruit?

Sat, 27 Mar 2004 21:25:00 GMT

lundi je ommence un nouvel horraire du lundi au vendredi de 6h30 am a 14h30
ce qui va me laisser toutes me3s apres-midi et mes fin de semaines cette été youhyou

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 02:15:20 GMT

J'AI BESOIN D'UNE NOUVELLE JOB

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 02:05:36 GMT

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she must scream. That is why her head is so big.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, yet she speaks the truth.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, so where has all the porridge gone?

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she has a tongue.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she keeps buying toothpaste.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she always eats her vegetables.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet I have no mouth.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet one of her listed hobbies is eating the cookies her sister bakes.

Hello Kitty wept for she had no mouth, until she met a man who had no face.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she still knows how to whistle.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but it only takes her three licks to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie PopTM

Hello Kitty has no mouth to spite her face.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and by this time her lungs are aching for air.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet in space you can hear her scream.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet mmmmph mmphhmmph mmphmppph!

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her mother can't get her to stop sucking her thumb.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but man can she hum.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she is sooooo hungry.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her dentist always gives her a sugar-free lollipop.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet children are starving in Africa.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she's always putting her foot in it.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her breath is always minty fresh.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and when she gets sick, her head swells to near bursting.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and so she really didn't inhale.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she is expert with a blowgun.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet her lipstick is prostitute red.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she makes that saxaphone come alive.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she also has no shame.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she often smokes in bed.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she's bulemic.

Hello Kitty has no mouth but hey, cocaine goes up your nose!

Hello Kitty has no mouth, but she still enjoys a good cigar.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she's always coughing up hairballs.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, yet she's the reigning 'Star Search' lip synch champion.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, yet she's the spokesperson for Sanrio.

Hello Kitty has no mouth, because "if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all".

Hello Kitty has no mouth, and yet she bites the hand that feeds her.

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 01:49:58 GMT

i pleut sèche pis mon plafond coule

Tue, 09 Mar 2004 04:14:54 GMT

You are Mr. Teatime from Terry Pratchett's
"Hogfather".
You are a sociopathic assassin who would like to
kill every fairytale character, including the
Discworld equivalent of Santa Claus.
Strangely, nobody wants to be your friend.

Which Cool Evil Guy Are You?
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who am i

Tue, 09 Mar 2004 04:07:59 GMT

Height: 7 foot
Weight: 326 pounds
Finishing Move: Chokeslam
Career Highlights: WWE Champion; Intercontinental Champion; World Tag Team Champion; WCW Tag Team Champion; Hardcore Champion

humm

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 02:46:23 GMT

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 02:38:59 GMT

CAN SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME SUSHIS

si j'avais un pont...

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 02:10:10 GMT

J'en peu pu detre une tite fille, que le monde me trouve cute, mê^me si ils veulent po me connaitre, j'en peu pu de mener la vie que je mene pis surtout j'en ai plein mon cul d'etre déprimée pis de po savoir ou je m'en va

J'ai besoin d'eau

Malgrés tout jme dis que cpo si pire
jveux po mourir jveux juste tuer quekchose

Sat, 28 Feb 2004 00:51:13 GMT

Heart of Stone

What is Your Heart REALLY Made of?
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Mon, 09 Feb 2004 15:17:11 GMT

c't'ais le moins ami de mes amis pis aujord'hui c'est c'qui c'qu'on pourrai appeler ... un amant

la loi du chocolat

Sun, 25 Jan 2004 02:52:51 GMT

pourquoi qu'y mettent pas d'l'acide man
dans les barres de chocolat?
on serait p't'être moins stupide man
ça s'rait toujours ben mieux qu'c'est là
tu vois-tu l'premier ministre man
s'apercevoir qu'y est su'a terre
y pourrait enlever d'sur sa liste
ses maudits hélicoptères de guerre
tu vois-tu tout' les blasés
qui s'lamentent qu'la vie est plate
y pogneraient tu d'quoi d'après toé?
quand y boufferaient leurs 'kitkat'
pourquoi qu'y mettent pas d'l'acide man
dans les barres de chocolat?
on serait p't'être moins stupide man
on parlerait d'autres choses que d'nos chats
même si c'pas grave pis qu'ça blesse pas
même si ça s'lave tout seul comme ça
ça chie dans l'sable, aïe j'en r'viens pas
c'est rien que d'valeur que ça parle pas
miaou, miaou, miaou
comme si on était su'a terre
parce que l'bon dieu a voulu ça
pogné dans son laboratoire
on n'est pas plus chanceux qu'des rats
comme si on était tous des poires
on pense mûrir, on pourrit là
ainsi comment trouver l'espoir
si on parlait chocolat
pourquoi qu'y mettent pas d'l'acide man
dans les barres de chocolat?
la vie s'rait claire et limpide
tant qu'la mort badtriperait pas

Re"connaissez"-vous Fred Fortin ?

Sun, 25 Jan 2004 02:43:29 GMT

demain je vais voir la lutte ak ma soeur au ciné (encore une fois)pis jai bin ha te je vais partir plutot d'la job sa fait deux semaines que je renplace du monde a tour de bras jai meme pu mes 2 jour de congé qui se suivent pis jai crissement mal ds le dos sa fait du bien de penser que sta leur tour de m'remplacer

quoi de mieux pour se détendre que de matté des gros ventrus en speedo se taper dessus

Thu, 22 Jan 2004 02:27:20 GMT

Your Freaky Fetish Is Furries!

Dressing up like a stuffed animal gets you hot

Or maybe even rubbing up against a giant teddy bear the right way

It's best that you stay away from Easter Bunnies and Disney parks

Related fetishes: plushies and infantalism

What's Your Freaky Fetish?

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majik

Wed, 21 Jan 2004 23:38:25 GMT

Une image vaut mille mots

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ogunkwit

Mon, 19 Jan 2004 23:56:00 GMT

ALL I NEED IS A PICK UP TRUCK
A DOG AND A CHAIN SAW
A CHALET ON THE HIGHWAY 87
A SHINY MUSTACHE CUTTER
BULLETS IN MY GUN
AND A HOME DELIVERED BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN

i pu i rotte i sacre mais c vraiment mon idole

Mon, 19 Jan 2004 23:17:28 GMT

You are Marijuana!

Laid back, dreamy, and maybe a little stinky from skipping a shower.

You rather hang out on the couch watching That 70s Show than go clubbing.

All you need is a big joint, TV, and some Twinkies covered in chocolate syrup!

What Drug Are You?

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Adieux

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 23:59:28 GMT

Adieux barbieatomik

Bienvenue a l'aire FarFromSober !